these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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