lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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