if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Pooping to opera.
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