We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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