ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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