Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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