There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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