Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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