im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
this hospital has no fireball
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
