Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Randomize
