...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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