So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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