But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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