People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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