It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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