So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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