He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Blood and glitter go together right?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Randomize
