We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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