We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Randomize