Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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