Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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