Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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