i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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