They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
My ass is underappreciated
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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