awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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