is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Dick very happy bro
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