He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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