so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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