If i come over, it means nothing
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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