Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
you mean i was at the winter classic?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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