she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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