He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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