Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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