If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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