id be glad to
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
