Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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