Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
