lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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