He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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