Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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