Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You can make out without kissing
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