So drunk, too bad you don't want this
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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