I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm sobbing to NWA
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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