We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
this will be a night to untag.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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