But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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