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omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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