he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
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