operation harelip BJ is a go
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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