bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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