I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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