Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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