he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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