two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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