just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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